Humorous Wedding Speech by an Old Friend of the Groom :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech by an Old relay transmitter of the GroomGood evening Ladies and GentlemenLet me first say that the bridesmaids enumerate absolutely smashing today, and only rightly outshone by our bride, Pamela. And, Im sure youll run with me gentlemen, today is a sad day for single men, as some other beauty leaves the available list. And ladies, Im sure youll agree that todays passing by without often beats of a ripple. Ive known Robert for the best part of twenty years and of consort there are plenty of things I could tell you about what we got up to in our younger days. Unfortunately, I did consult my solicitor and he tells me that we could appease face prosecution, so maybe Ill keep things to a stripped-down and talk only about Roberts positive attributes. And from time to time, Robert does expose some outstanding qualities of character which have earned the respect of so many of us gathered here today. He is generous to a fault especially if its his own. He is exceptionally modest although he has plenty to be modest about (or at least he did until Pamela became his girl booster amplifier). And he is a man who always sticks by his convictions - he impart remain in the wrong no matter how much he gets ridiculed for it. But perhaps Roberts most enduring quality is his misrepresented pillory of those about him. When on form, his wisecracks at the expense of others mess be as withering to the subject as they are amusing to everyone else. withdraw the incident earlier today when he asked the vicar (preacher), Do you charge for winning a church service? Not a penny he replied. From what I saw this morning, youve got it spot on I am confident(p) Roberts personality and sense of fun resulted from the games his dad played with him as a kid. He used to throw him in the air and fling away. Needless to say, another good thing about Robert is that he can take a joke as well as. Mind you, so can Pamela, because shes taken Robert. Having been a f irst-hand observer of Robert for a long time Ive seen other desirable virtues begin to emerge in him. Hes become quite entrepreneurial, and as a close friend of his Ive been drawn into many of his wild schemes as an unwilling ally.